Nokia 5800 Navigation Edition. Scottish parliament
In a far, far less glamorous version of what Clark Kent achieves when he steps into a phone box, the Nokia 5800 has some out of some kind of dressing room and announced that it is no longer the cool, bass-thumping, sexy music phone that it once was. Oh no! It is now the sensible, efficient, traffic-delay-warning Nokia 5800 Navigation edition. Kneel before its efficacy! Quake at the power of its 5-day weather forecasting. Behold the horror that is its ability to synch with your PC and Mac to share pre-plotted routes. Quiver at the thought of its in-box car charger. Slightly wet yourself at the… well, you get the idea.
Never before, in fact, have we seen a phone undergo what can only be described as a detransformation. Or a devolution, perhaps. Because what once was cool is now not, and what once was for da kids is now most definitely for the parents of said adolescents. So, the Nokia 5800 Navigator edition, if you spit at people from buses, stick fingers in the your friends orifices and generally make the world a more greasy, spotty place, might not be for you. But that’s not to say it’s not going to make a large number of people’s lives better.
Whether those people actually read blogs is another matter. Chances are if they do they wouldn’t actually have the technical skills required to, say, click through to this Nokjia 5800 navigation review to find out more. Or to follow this link to the official page. But anyway, once they do somehow manage to find their way to purchasing the all-new-ish 5800, they will definitely be able to find there way to your Aunt Beryl’s place in the Cotswolds far more efficiently than they have done before.
The future, people, is here. Cower before its… oh, right, yeah, we did that bit…
