But fickle is a word that we would use to describe, well, every single other mobile phone blog ever. All of them. Every single last one.

There, glad we got that off our chests.

What’s that? You want reasons? Bah! You’re so demanding. Well, the reason is that for months and months now, people have been bad mouthing Motorola. And, fair enough to be honest. They’re currently running at a massive loss each month, have not released a decent phone for, well, ages (even if this Motorola phones list might suggest otherwise) and, well, that’s enough, really, isn’t it?

But then the Motorola ROKR ZN50 turns up and suddenly everyone thinks that they’ve turned a corner, that a new dawn is on the way, and that any day now they’ll be making money and releasing phone after phone of outstanding quality. Bull dung, we say! No chance! Because even though this phone is better looking that any of theirs for a while, even though it’s a pretty good music player, and even though it does some other great things (that you can read all about in this Motorola ZN50 review), the Motorola ZN50 is not by any stretch of the imagination a company-saver, or even a corner-turner. It’s just alright. And why everyone else out there is getting all hot under the collar about it we’ll never know. But then that’s just us: solid, dependable, intelligent…

Have a little look at the laughable video below for absolute, scientific proof that we are right and everyone else is wrong.