Samsung Genio S3650. Dance, Johnny, dance
“Globally, we are number one for full-screen touch phones and recognize the importance of social networks in the modern mobile industry. Samsung’s target audiences are at the heart of its business strategy and the design and functionality of Samsung Genio Touch meets the needs of a highly digitally connected and style conscious youth audience – as does the affordable price point.”
And that right there, that last little sentence – almost like a stab in the back – is what makes us chuckle. That quote’s from some suit or other at Samsung that we can’t even be bothered cutting and pasting the name of and it’s why we sometimes have a little sad in our soul come these bleak Monday mornings. Let’s call him Johnny Fat Fingers, because no doubt this suit is so rich he overeats far too much and has to get his wide range of suits let out on a regular basis. Anyway, the point Johnny’s making up there, in relation to the Samsung Genio Touch, is that Samsung can’t get it out of their head that the only people who buy cheap phones are the ’style conscious youth audience.’ First of all, let’s have a little bit of sick in the mouth for that phrase in itself because you just know the only respect Johnny has for this youth is when he’s paying them to dance for him in seedy Korean night spots. But then the next assumption – that all these youth are poor – is just plain insulting. Just because you’re richer than some small nations, Johnny, doesn’t mean that everyone under the age of 25 who buys your phone is some ASBO-wielding, Dole queue scumbag. As does the affordable price point my arse.
Anyway, all of which bile should be set aside when you read this Samsung Genio Touch review, because as it shows the Genio is a decent little number, whatever your age or musical predilection. As does this official press release, if you can stomach more arse-speak from Johnny’s associates.
And if all of that’s a little too angry, just float away in the minute or so it takes you to watch this, frankly bizarre, video.
As though in some kind of Karmic re-aligning effort, watchphones seem to the be one of the things that mobile phone manufacturers are concentrating their efforts on at the moment. First we had the LG GD910 announced as hitting our shelves next month. And, obscenely expensive as it is, it looks pretty damn lovely. Now Samsung have slipped in there with their own effort, cheekily doing so with a release date that’s even earlier than the LG, and a price tag that’s less than half. Ouch. And the
We could try and tell you about the
Do you think, when you read about a new businessphone: oh wow, look at that, a little business inside a phone. I wish they could make it more like an actual business. Maybe give it some little tiny employees to work inside and perhaps exploit and work for minimum wage. No, you don’t.
We feel bad for HTC. They were, officially, without question, the first manufacturer (in the UK at least) to release a phone sporting the Google Android OS with the HTC Magic. However, the magic of the Magic seemed to be that it, well, pretty much disappeared. Most likely this is because most people, when you saying the word HTC, look at you a bit funny and wonder whether you’re trying to sell them some kind of new party drug. Something we think might just have to do with HTC rocking a 0.16% share of the phone manufacturers market.
As a Honda ad asked us recently (and rhetorically): isn’t it nice when things just work? Well, yes it is. And with the
It’s all in the name. Even if the name is one of those silly, long, pretentious and ridiculously numbered names that mobile phone companies are so fond of. Why not just the Samsung Omnia 2? Why the need for that full
One of the worst things about all the touchscreen phones we’ve come across recently is that too many seem to have had their UI’s imported from earlier, none-touchscreen versions of the phones. This most often means that while you’re using your fingers or thumbs to navigate, you still aren’t convinced the phone you’re using is a full touchscreen device. Not so with Samsung, who’s nifty TouchWiz interface is now up to version 2.0 and is improving in leaps and bounds. Designed from scratch with the touchscreen user in mind, it allows all your tapping, scrolling and dragging to feel as naturally in tune with the phone’s function as possible.
Jekyll and Hyde. That’s all someone needed to say: Jeckyll and Hyde. Someone, somewhere at some point should have just yelled those words out at any of the early meetings Samsung must have held about the upcoming